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Old 08-15-2005, 11:55 PM   #1
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Default Tryouts for sarcasm co-captain.

Ok, since everyone has been wondering "Who will be the next sarcasm king?" I've decided to hold out try outs. This will make the victor the co-captain. They will take my place if I either die/don't come here anymore/get banned/go on vacation etc. All we need is a guinea pig. Anyone who is 13 or younger is not able to obtain this position. So, the first one to post here that is 13 or under gets to be the guinea pig! Your job will be to state something. Anything. Whoever comes up with the best response to that phrase (I'm judging) gets to be co-captain.

Some people who I know will be in the running:

Foulplay
GEOman
Heyyou27 (Although I expect a smartass comment from him about this thread)


Anyone who is 14 years of age or older is more than welcome to go in the running! I bid you all a good day, and good luck.


(If for some reason no one wants to be the guinea pig, I will find a phrase for you.)

Also, if you're the guinea pig, you get a prize. Not a real prize, but I'll think of something.
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Old 08-15-2005, 11:56 PM   #2
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i'm dissapointed you didnt mention me.
 
Old 08-15-2005, 11:57 PM   #3
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i'm dissapointed you didnt mention me.
You lack sarcasm.
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Old 08-15-2005, 11:57 PM   #4
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You lack sarcasm.
i'll try harder.
 
Old 08-15-2005, 11:58 PM   #5
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i'll try harder.
That's what I want to hear.
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Old 08-16-2005, 12:00 AM   #6
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[sarcasm]Oh goody I have been nominated....I am so excited I could just die. I wonder what got me nominated?[/sarcasm]
 
Old 08-16-2005, 12:00 AM   #7
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It's not your "dashing good looks", that's for sure.
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Old 08-16-2005, 12:01 AM   #8
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i wish viper or nikychris would speak up.


also, led is starting to get abusive. i need an adult!
 
Old 08-16-2005, 12:01 AM   #9
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i wish viper or nikychris would speak up.
Don't we all.
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Old 08-16-2005, 12:01 AM   #10
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I'm so glad I got nominated.
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Old 08-16-2005, 12:01 AM   #11
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I'll be the guinea pig
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Old 08-16-2005, 12:02 AM   #12
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I'm so glad I got nominated.
I saw it coming.
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Old 08-16-2005, 12:02 AM   #13
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I just thought I would say that Ashton Kutcher is a fabulous actor.
 
Old 08-16-2005, 12:02 AM   #14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by guess_who_i_am
I'll be the guinea pig
Ok, say something other than "I'll be the guinea pig.

Quote:
Originally Posted by foulplay
I just thought I would say that Ashton Kutcher is a fabulous actor.
That's not how it works. :p

But that's true.

Last edited by Led_Zeppelin; 08-16-2005 at 12:03 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost because I am wicked awesome.
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Old 08-16-2005, 12:08 AM   #15
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I hear you and black_ice are pretty good friends eh Zep? He loves your good behavior and calm mindedness.
 
Old 08-16-2005, 12:09 AM   #16
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That and other things.

Alright, I'm going to sleep. Here's some more important info:

The tryouts will last for two days. As soon as guess_who_I_am gives you a quote other than "I'll be the guinea pig", the contest with begin.

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Old 08-16-2005, 12:52 AM   #17
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i like eggs they are so white and ovaley
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Old 08-16-2005, 01:08 AM   #18
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Originally Posted by guess_who_i_am
i like eggs they are so white and ovaley
Like eyeballs. Don't get them confused.

PAUSE! Now stop and wait. Ready? No? Ok.....now. You may now read the words below. I added this so as to create more space inbetween to different posts. Went a bit overboard... but I'm overbored - over = bored (for those not into math). And tired. I go crazy when I'm tired. Ok. Shutting up now.

PAUSE!

You didn't nominate me....

jerk...

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Old 08-16-2005, 01:53 AM   #19
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Like eyeballs. Don't get them confused.

PAUSE! Now stop and wait. Ready? No? Ok.....now. You may now read the words below. I added this so as to create more space inbetween to different posts. Went a bit overboard... but I'm overbored - over = bored (for those not into math). And tired. I go crazy when I'm tired. Ok. Shutting up now.

PAUSE!

You didn't nominate me....

jerk...
Intellectuals can't be in the sarcastic contest. Plus you're too old.
 
Old 08-16-2005, 01:58 AM   #20
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I would say GEOman (sorry other candidates)

Waiting for viper...

Geoman seems to be the most sarcastic (but not as abusive as led)
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Old 08-16-2005, 02:04 AM   #21
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I just thought I would say that Ashton Kutcher is a fabulous actor.
hmmm.....I think i'm gonna have to disagree with you and go with hillary Duff...I mean wow. How come she hasn't had an award yet?
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Old 08-16-2005, 02:06 AM   #22
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Too bad I'm only 1 year old or else I would run.

Except I lack 1 other thing, oh yeah, sarcasm.
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Old 08-16-2005, 02:16 AM   #23
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hmmm.....I think i'm gonna have to disagree with you and go with hillary Duff...I mean wow. How come she hasn't had an award yet?
why are you mocking hillary she's cool

look at the ammo i am giving you all
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Old 08-16-2005, 02:19 AM   #24
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look at the ammo i am giving you all
I want to shoot you with it (bad attempt to become sarcastic).
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Old 08-16-2005, 02:25 AM   #25
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why are you mocking hillary she's cool.
Yeah, she has an amazing acting career ahead of her, just look at how breath taking her recent parts have been. Plus she wore that dress to the kids choice awards (which are so highly renouned) that showed of her large bust.
 
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